The Lying Bitch in the Wardrobe: A Story for the Childish
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Satirical twist on a beloved children's classic.
If you treasure the whimsical world of Narnia but crave a laugh with a dose of sharp wit, "The Chronicles of Blarnia" is your next read. The playful mockery could be just the right sprinkle of humor on top of the nostalgia you hold dear from childhood fantasies. It's for those who can appreciate the irreverence while fondly remembering the original tales.
Note: While we do our best to ensure the accuracy of cover images, ISBNs may at times be reused for different editions of the same title which may hence appear as a different cover.
The Lying Bitch in the Wardrobe: A Story for the Childish
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ISBN: 9780575077201
Authors:
Michael Gerber
Publisher: Gollancz
Date of Publication: 2005-01-01
Format: Hardcover
Related Collections:
Fantasy
Related Topics:
High Fantasy
Goodreads rating: 2.55
(rated by 208 readers)
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Satirical twist on a beloved children's classic.
If you treasure the whimsical world of Narnia but crave a laugh with a dose of sharp wit, "The Chronicles of Blarnia" is your next read. The playful mockery could be just the right sprinkle of humor on top of the nostalgia you hold dear from childhood fantasies. It's for those who can appreciate the irreverence while fondly remembering the original tales.
Note: While we do our best to ensure the accuracy of cover images, ISBNs may at times be reused for different editions of the same title which may hence appear as a different cover.
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